Gelatin Animal Daycare

the worst thing i have ever created in this game was an extremely small extremely long dog named noodle. he couldnt walk on his own but would inch sideways along the ground like an inchworm. i kept him in a fenced in enclosure so i didnt lose him in the abundant weeds and forced him to eat french fries to see how long i could make him

The dog: Dancing with glee and heart symbols
Jerma: "SOMETHING'S WRONG HE'S FREAKING OUT"

This game hits all the warnings in my brain of being a psychological horror without actually qualifying

the worst thing i've ever done to a wobbledog was create a dog that literally could not move. it had no front legs, it was wide and flat like a pancake, and it got caught on everything. i'd get constant notifications that it was starving and i had to drag it to the dispenser and stuff food in its mouth. the dog was a byproduct of me trying so hard to get one stupid achievement.
i ended up making a "testing facility" that i put that dog in. essentially prison. i don't know the extent to which that dog is traumatized now because i isolated it for the rest of its life out of frustration and when it inevitably died i let the hounds feast.
i have another dog with eight legs. several generations later, 80% of my dogs cannot walk properly. evolution!!

the worst thing I did in this game was make a dog who had no legs, super small, and was basically just a stick of butter with a head. I had to bring his food to him. His name is headass

"Why are they having so much trouble getting food?" Jerma, my homie, you bred them to be unable to walk

I like how Jerma pretends he doesn’t regularly pupate Otto by force feeding burritos down Otto’s gullet as well as his own

I love when jerma lies and says he doesn’t smoke even though he does every stream. Whenever he is taking a break you can almost hear the bong rips because he can’t stop smoking.

“Pupate”, a verb that means “to become a pupa”, which I believe applies to all of us the moment we pupa ina da toilet

I love how this funny cartoonish game encapsulates perfectly how humans are willing to selectively breed mutants that can't perform basic tasks for amusement sake. Wobbledog is a social commentary.

Hush little baby, don't say a word~
Jerma's gonna eat a defenseless bird~

16:25 "I gotta breed right now" - Jerma, 2022

Only jerma could sing a nightcore lullaby

Just in time for my lunch break. I’m so glad that Jerma knows the schedule for my entire life! I’m sure he can be trusted with personal information and would never use it to commit violent crime!

i went into shock hearing the words “what’s breeding mode” leave his lips

34:25 Jerma literally is a comedy jinx. Just conjuring Looney Tunes bits with janky physics in every game he plays

Tipsy being thrown through the worm-hole doors a hundred times got me good XD Jerma's reaction was the cherry on top!

The muffled PAP PAP PAP sounds as Tipsy smacked his face into a pancake at 33:45 had me dying

Tipsy flying through rooms for a solid thirty seconds made me laugh harder than I have in like a month.

In today's episode: Jerma VS The Concept of a Dog

im really enjoying watching him frantically try to keep this godforsaken dog alive

im shocked he didnt give every dog a voice

I'm a high school teacher and would happily fail Jerma.

Tipsy smashing his head off the floor made me laugh much more than I expected

Love how he waited until the exact moment everyone forgot about the morbius meme to upload this

You can really date this video with the intro because Jerma isn't just going ballistic and shouting on the top of his lungs with the Morbius fever we're all still celebrating.
-100 B.M *Beforus Morbius*

at 30:23 we can see him voluntarily give us a glimpse of his real voice, disguising it as a “funny voice”, therefore drawing attention away from the slipup at 0:21. truly fascinating behaviour.

completely unrelated but i really loved logic classes too and he's so right in calling it math problems with language

hes literally breeding real life pugs

I love watching Jerma videos and VODs at times two speed. The jokes are twice as funny that way.

12:12 me when a thief accosts my horse drawn carriage in the woods and steals my jewels

Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!

"I always paid attention in science, I thought it was great" - Guy who thinks that microwaves give off radio waves

almost all his dog creatures look like deep sea animals

Hearing Jerma talk about logic after taking my logic class was amazing

man can't stop being a substitute teacher

I laughed my ass off at Tipsy repeatedly smacking his head into the ground lmaooo such a mood honestly. Rudolph is my favorite though

34:25 I was dying on this part omg the dogs actively dying then starts going to every room

The Fart Simulator 2012 joke just keeps becoming more and more relevant with every game Jerma plays

i make deviled eggs regularly at my job which involves hard boiling and peeling a lot of eggs; any time a take a lid off of peeled eggs and someone walks to my area they always immediately ask what the awful smell is

Holy shit jerman is a boolean algebra enjoyer???

Jerma literally is sprite cranberry as a human

god this was one of my favorite streams

When I first got this game, one of the first things I did was feed a dog I named "Bobdor" only garbage for his entire life. He only ever ate poop, half-eaten food, dirt, cocoons, and dead dogs

when he started singing that lullaby he looked so miserable

I dominated the class discussion on the great gatsby after not reading the book, I'd only seen cartoon parodies.

I ended up getting a passing grade on the oral discussion part of All the Light We Cannot See just because I talked about France in WWII and how what people talked about reminded me of the story my elderly tour guide said about being a little boy in Belgium during the Battle of the Bulge

My favorite part of Jerma streams is the intro where he says some insanely specific thing that resonates with me in the depths of my soul.

It's almost impressive how many times he has he wrong dog selected and gets upset when the dog he thinks he has selected doesn't do what he wants.

"I don't smoke weed. I don't SMOKE it" what a PSYCHO

Finaly jerma give into his dark mind and create abominations

I remember seeing the Twitch notification for this stream and simply going "Oh NO."

The worst thing I’ve ever done to a wobbledog is i filled an entire room with French fries, sent a dog in there, and only mutated him once the room was empty. Best 15 hours of my life (I left the game on in the background)

I got a new puppy like 3 weeks ago. Yesterday, while walking outside in tall grass, he got bitten by something and I got worried since all he does now is hang from the ceiling in his coccoon
Luckily I watched this and now know that is completely normal.
Thanks for sharing this video, Jeremy.

i created a dog with an extremely short body and very unevenly sized legs. his name was captain wormleg and he physically could not move so in order to keep him from dying i had to place him on top of a pile of food and even then he wouldn't eat. he then gave birth to a similar dog but with one wing, he was rude so his name was sephiroth

HOW did he reach 6 legs in just one stream ?!?!? that took me hours to archeive

I feel like when Jerma is home alone and his door goes he would start barking and pretend to be a dog to avoid to interaction

When Jerma was a lad he ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help him get large.

I feel like the dogs are Jerma's chat and he's just trying to manage them.

Jerma please play Wobbledogs again I beg.

jerma said “breeding” far too often in this stream

I was insanely amazing at faking my way through book reviewing in high school, I was able to lead conversations on books I didn’t even read, and even get some of the best grades on the bullshit I used to pull

jerma's flopping twerking dogs are so funny, godamn i need to play this

34:27 I couldn’t see the fucking screen during this because the tears of laughter were blocking my vision

this was one of my first jerma streams i ever actually watched live, really happy to see it was edited and posted here :D

Did Jerma the walking McDonald's advertisement just tell me french fries were nutritious? His poor poor gut health...

"Who am I again? I forgot..."
-Somebody with dementia

I love how during the entire video he hardly actually praises the dogs, only scolds them

Jerma making wobbledogs is less chaotic than when he caused a nuclear explosion on June 28th, 1935

They're called deviled eggs because it's an unholy thing to do to an egg.

You know it's a good highlight video when it takes more than five minutes to even get into the game

Im surprised he understood this game

LOL so funny Jermas bit about not smoking weed but then smoking weed EVERY stream, so fucking funny man.

my favourite moment in the stream was when jerma said "it's jermin' time" and jermied all over the place

Jeremy you cannot seriously expect us to believe you took a class on logic in college

Tipsy going through all the slides was hilarious, no cap was a bussin' moment on God

I lost it when Tipsy got yeeted, that was bussing. Nearly passed out from an oxygen deficiency. Jerma almost KILLED me. GOOD EDIT SWIZZLES

I love how his references are usually so dated you can't tell if this was streamed last week or 5 months ago

jermas lullaby speedrun any% time: 10 seconds

The Logic class was titled Discrete Structures when I took it, it’s very readily applied to programming,l but tbh I didn’t think of people taking it isolated from a computing related major

Jerma getting upset his dog is about to eat a corpse, oblivious to the fact that his dogs are almost starving.

i love when jerma talks about his inability to pay attention and how he continues to expose himself for having adhd

20:07 Jerma is just a walking inside joke

"It's like a math problem with words, it's really cool"
Fucking preach Jerma. The person who called it philosophy was kind of right, that's the department of the college that had that class. Highly recommend.

30:25-31:06 this will be his voice when he's 55

0:21 this isn’t actually Jerma. The real Jerma would have tried to keep that voice throughout the entire stream.

14:43
If Jerma had a child it wouldn’t last a day outside the womb, maybe not even a day inside the womb

“I don’t smoke weed”
Why does papa keep lying to us 😢

i love when jerma helps me and my friends and family pupate. he just started doing it out of nowhere but he says it's for our own good. thank you so much jerma!

Watching Tipsy actually made me sad

20:30 I don't know why I SCREAMED when I saw that fuckin six legged dog but I did

5:40 caught me off guard, I'm studying for an exam as I'm watching this.

Not even kidding when I said I remembered some schoolwork I had to do due to that opening. Thanks Jerma.

Spam was a menace to poor Raw, curbstomped my homie.

this was one of my favorite streams

you arr our court jester, thank u for good laughs!

Jerma eats wobbledogs when they get too old dont trust him he may even do it to you

jeramiah finch, this is SO relatable. especially when you talked about the presedent (joe)

These videos always start out so perfectly

i have literally never experienced this smelly egg phenomenon he speaks of