No, the Anal Support Service is so last year. Now it's all about the Supplemental Ass Suckers.
Where the fuck have you been?
Anyway, it really is a shame she got lost at sea. Her ass sucking skills were coming along leaps and bounds over the last couple of months prior to the unfortunate incident. Now I'm not pointng any fingers, but this conspiracy does fall into the hands of those at the highest levels.
Shhh!